Tag: carnation 4th of july

  • BUZZKILL WARNING 2015 – But Keep Loving America

    “Weeee just wanna celebraaaaate.” WAIT! did you bring yer creepy mannequin to the park to make an example out of them?!!??!?!?!?! Nooooooooo!!!!!! Ohhh, that’s an example of what COULD happen in meat-space. Gotcha. Don’t hold explosive in kitchen-gloved hand. Don’t stare into angry-hellfire cup of coffee. Don’t leave watermelon out for government employees. Check. We all…

  • Tolt-MacDonald Park owning July

    Ain’t no party like a Tolt-MacDonald party. We own the month of July. You are looking at three events that will be taking the park to 11. That’s right: it is so awesome, we installed a knob that goes one further, not to 10, but 11! What, you ask, are these epic events? Well, we…