Tag: mannequins
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BUZZKILL WARNING 2015 – But Keep Loving America
“Weeee just wanna celebraaaaate.” WAIT! did you bring yer creepy mannequin to the park to make an example out of them?!!??!?!?!?! Nooooooooo!!!!!! Ohhh, that’s an example of what COULDĀ happen in meat-space. Gotcha. Don’t hold explosive in kitchen-gloved hand. Don’t stare into angry-hellfire cup of coffee. Don’t leave watermelon out for government employees. Check. We all…
